Have you ever gotten to a point where you become the scary kind of crazy? I mean like deliriously, see red, laughing uncontrollably, bonafide CRRRRAAZY (yes all caps kind of crazy)? That's the good kind! That's the kind of crazy where other people might want to leave the room but not me! I want to get some popcorn because I know it's going to be good show.
Now when I'm on the other side of crazy and I am the player not the spectator, I start an uncontrollable laughter because I know how this is gonna play out in my head and that's sane part of me coming forth to show the preview, while the insane part is on the other side plotting all sorts of evil.
I was listening to a sermon where my Pastor advises the married men in the congregation to keep their wives talking if they are angry. He says that if they get quiet, you will have major problems on your hands and you don't know what they are thinking...and you don't want to find out! Obviously he was a victim.
But for victims to be, there is help! Look for the signs. The laughing, pacing back and forth, fidgeting, and the most noticeable, key phrases. A key phrase is the prompt a victim gets right before the camel's back breaks. When you hear my speedy, but clam, "Oh, OK" in a high pitch, please BEWARE! Furniture is about to start moving. Spectator - Get the popcorn! Victim - Get OUT!
Not many times has Ms. Hydie come to the forefront but my victim has a permanent scar that serves a reminder to this day an introduction was warranted. And although Hydie is not someone many people will get to meet, I still consider her to be my girl.
Now when I'm on the other side of crazy and I am the player not the spectator, I start an uncontrollable laughter because I know how this is gonna play out in my head and that's sane part of me coming forth to show the preview, while the insane part is on the other side plotting all sorts of evil.
I was listening to a sermon where my Pastor advises the married men in the congregation to keep their wives talking if they are angry. He says that if they get quiet, you will have major problems on your hands and you don't know what they are thinking...and you don't want to find out! Obviously he was a victim.
But for victims to be, there is help! Look for the signs. The laughing, pacing back and forth, fidgeting, and the most noticeable, key phrases. A key phrase is the prompt a victim gets right before the camel's back breaks. When you hear my speedy, but clam, "Oh, OK" in a high pitch, please BEWARE! Furniture is about to start moving. Spectator - Get the popcorn! Victim - Get OUT!
Not many times has Ms. Hydie come to the forefront but my victim has a permanent scar that serves a reminder to this day an introduction was warranted. And although Hydie is not someone many people will get to meet, I still consider her to be my girl.
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