Well well well looky here! It's that time of year again. Yep the Holidays! Am I just feeling it? NOPE! I'm not one for the Christmas holidays. I have nothing against the birth of Christ or anything like that it's just cumbersome to me. The idea of running around trying to figure out the perfect gift for people is just not my idea of merry and fun. Then you have your Christmas songs wishing you well and peace on earth..shit like that! It's fake! The world isn't peaceful. You think you can sing that to the Talibans and they will covert into something less threatening and joyful. Ummm I don't think so. There is this one particular song though that renders a thought from me "What Do The Lonely Do". I was thinking...that really doesn't sound all that bad to me.
I mean if I were lonely for Christmas this year I think I would be happy. Me in the bed with a bottle of Crown and a few Modelos, some food of course and a good working remote, some movie and wheew, we are cooking with gas! Nope don't need gifts to open. Nope don't even need the sun to shine..if it were rainy that would be even better. Nothing like spending all day in bed in rainy weather. So that's my idea of a wonderful Christmas!
Now what I will really get.... some picky head ass children running around my house screaming something about opening gifts and jumping all over my most precious beloved bed! I will get a husband who in his mind, lives in some commercial where the father makes hot chocolate and cookies on Christmas morning and records the whole thing. Ayyyy ya ya....I will get some gift that is 12 times too small for me from my hubby from a permanent depiction of how I used to look when I met my him 15 years and 2 kids ago. I will get the pleasure of serving dinner over and over over again to various guest who comes in at various times through out the course of the day and night. I get to clean up everybody's mess too! I will get to see my husband smile and my children's laughter. I will get to see my parents love up on all of us and them being in their glory too. I will get to talk smack and enjoy playing games with them, taking pictures of the moment and eating way beyond my own expectations.
Am I just feeling the holidays? Hmmmm I think I am.
