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Thursday, January 28, 2016

Smoke & Shit

I just returned from an awesome lunch I had with 2 great friends of mine. Anyone who knows me know I love, love, loooooveee to eat. When I cook, I usually eat in moderation. When I go out to eat, I act a ass. My thinking...why should this time be any different? Needless to say on the ride back to work I felt all the repercussions and consequences of the meal and then I realized something that made me hoot in laughter.

I realized that I'm getting old! I looked at my friend and said... "I'm ready for a good shit....and a cigarette." Just like that.

I remember when I was a little girl seeing my mom in that pink wall, wood framed bathroom sitting on a throne with such delight. She had long red oblong shaped nails pinching the butt of a seemingly extra long Virgina Slim and with every kiss of that butt came a look of pure satisfaction. It was like whatever she had on her plate going on in her life at the time, literally she dropped it in the toilet and flushed it. She valued her "Me Time". It showed on her face.

Funny how I remember those moments. Now that I am her, I understand completely what "Me Time" means and the pure disdain and aggravation that comes with being interrupted with somebody wanting or needing something that apparently, just can't wait 10 more fucking minutes!!!

Seems as though my mother wasn't alone and neither am I because when I declared my need for "Me Time", my friends shot me a look of gratefulness and understanding and they concurred, to them what sounded like a great idea. That's some old people shit right there.