Fuckable or Not....That is the Question

I was talking to Black Magic (my BFF) and we were throwing some ideas around...as always. You would be amazed at some of the shit we discuss. Well this time we ran a list of possibilities for fuckable hypotheticals. For instance, notable nerds, sexy strippers, potential porn stars, cowboys and Indians and the list goes on. We exclude no one, even contemplating aliens. Just being absolutely silly. We very seldom disagree on anything but she says I like old men and she doesn't. However there is one potential candidate that we most certainly agree on hands down! He's fuckable!! He's 60! And while I won't go that high up in age, with him I will have to reconsider. I just can't spend the night. If I see the Old Spice between the cholesterol or high blood pressure pills and Viagra, it's deal breaker.

Check him out!

The Estates

Of course out of no where while I'm working I have to stop and write these tad bits. When working I audit personal and job information on employees and I take notice to their street names or anything that would be striking to me. Most times it's their names or their address. Over the years I have come across some weird names for both but I got to thinking....again.

I was thinking if I had tons of money I'd like to own a subdivision. It would be a nice affordable well maintained place to live like any other with dues and deeds restrictions and lots to offer but I wonder how many people would actually take up residence in my subdivision. I would have names for streets like Licky Dicky Lane or Ménage à Trois Trace, Bullshit Blvd., Suck on Me Street, Fuck You Road, Kiss My Ass Square, Sit on This Circle or maybe even Bite Me Court.

I have concluded that I would own the biggest house on Fuck You Road, what street do you think you would live on?